Today is the last full day of business here at Cal Shakes. And in case you fear we may be getting detrimentally holidazed too early, rest easy–there’s enough sugar in the Bullpen to propel my 1983 Volvo sedan straight to the moons of Jupiter.
Homemade guava and blackberry fruit jellies
A tray containing peppermint bark, nut and raisin bark, and truffles
Russel Stover marshmallow and caramel Santas
Elizabeth had to take our everyday basket of drugstore candy (currently containing Hersheys miniatures, Rolos, and mini Reese’s cups) and stash it somewhere to make room for this dulcet bounty.
It’s 12:08 now. By 3pm we should be doing jumping jacks in the parking lot, en masse.